He had to relapse into being a bro

City of Town: An Improvised D&D Adventure

Episode 8: "He had to relapse into being a bro"

Show Hosts: Casey and Michael

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Introduction:

• [00:00:00] Michael: The episode opens with an action-packed mission briefing as the character Cobalt Blue is tasked with taking down a powerful mob boss in a building full of enemies.
• Casey introduces the show, reminding listeners that it’s an improvised D&D adventure, with no character sheets or strict adherence to the rules.
• The hosts reiterate that every episode stands alone, making it perfect for new listeners to jump in at any time.

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Adventure Setup:

• Dungeon Master (DM): Michael
• Player: Casey, playing Cobalt Blue, a high-level fighter with two levels of sorcery and a penchant for "bro culture" espionage.

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Story Summary:

Setting: A skyscraper filled with bros, enemies, and traps, in a bro culture society.

• Cobalt Blue is sent on a mission to defeat a powerful mob boss named Broseidon, the god of bros, who is secretly running a bro-dominated criminal empire.
• Challenge: Cobalt must fight his way through a skyscraper of bros and confront his old frat buddy Broseidon, all while staying true to the tenets of bro culture.

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Key Scenes:

1. Skyscraper Infiltration:

   • [00:03:00] - Cobalt Blue begins his mission, leaping off the top of the skyscraper in an X-Wing suit, only to realize the boss is on the ground floor.
   • [00:09:00] - He gathers a crowd of "bros" using his "Bro Voice" spell, and they begin chanting his name as he descends.

2. Confrontation with Trent:

   • [00:18:00] - Cobalt encounters Trent, a rival bro, and they engage in a battle of wits and strength. Trent is eventually outclassed, and the bros rally behind Cobalt, abandoning Trent.
   • [00:28:00] - Cobalt performs a series of impressive stunts, gaining the loyalty of 78 bros who follow him to confront the boss.

3. Meeting with Broseidon:

   • [00:34:00] - Cobalt meets Broseidon, his old frat brother Terrence, who reveals himself to be the god of bros. They reminisce about their college days and discuss bro culture.
   • [00:39:00] - Broseidon tries to recruit Cobalt to join his bro army, but Cobalt secretly plots to overthrow him.

4. The Ultimate Betrayal:

   • [00:46:00] - Cobalt reveals his plan to take over Broseidon’s empire, having gathered a secret army of outcast bros. The tables turn as Cobalt seizes control of the bro forces.
   • [00:48:00] - Broseidon is left in disbelief as Cobalt’s influence spreads across the mortal plane.

5. Beer Pong for Godhood:

   • [00:50:00] - Cobalt and Broseidon engage in an epic beer pong match, with the fate of bro culture and godhood at stake.
   • [00:53:00] - Cobalt wins the game, and Broseidon’s power fades, leaving Cobalt as the new leader of the bros.

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Climax:

• [00:55:00] - Broseidon is reduced to a mere mortal, and Cobalt ascends to godhood, taking control of the bro empire and leading a more progressive and inclusive bro culture.
• Resolution: Cobalt reflects on his journey, having transformed bro culture into something stronger and more accepting.

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Closing:

• Emotional Resolution: Cobalt reflects on the importance of brotherhood and personal growth, transforming bro culture into something more meaningful and inclusive.

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Stay tuned for more epic and improvised adventures in the City of Town!